UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS
December 2008
Monthly Archive
Mon 22 Dec 2008
Naughty SmS Jokes
Posted by Anand under Child Jokes , English SmS Jokes , School SmS Jokes[2] Comments
Mon 22 Dec 2008
Friendship Kidding SmS
Posted by Anand under College Jokes , Friendship SmS , Natpu Sms Jokes , XMAS SmSNo Comments
Ungakitta yenakku
romba pidichadhu
1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall
Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum, Padichikkittu Sirippeengalley Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.
Mon 22 Dec 2008
Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.
Tue 16 Dec 2008
Santa was very sad. Someone asked him -
why are you so tense?
Santa – I gave a friend
Rs.3 lakhs for his
plastic surgery.
Now I can’t Recognize him.
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SANTA : Why does the Pleasure of Sex Diminish After Marriage.?
BANTA : Because the realisation hits you
that you are in bed
with a RELATIVE.
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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…
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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…
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Santa’s Girfriend – MERI
MAA AAPKO Bahut PASAND karti hai.
Santa, after a
deep thought – Kuchh bhi
ho jaye, Shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga.
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Santa’s Umbrella had
a Hole in it.
Someone asked : Why
the hole in the umbrella?
Santa said – Oye,
How will I Know
When the Rain has Stopped.!
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Tue 9 Dec 2008
Friendship SmS
Posted by Anand under College Jokes , English SmS Jokes , Friendship SmS[2] Comments
“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”
Want to know what it is.?
Read again..
(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…
Tue 9 Dec 2008
Comedy Kavithai
Posted by Anand under Hikoo Kavithaigal , Kidding SmS , Latest Tamil Jokes[2] Comments
Neruppin Maru Peyar THEE
.
.
.
Azhagin Maru Peyar NEE
.
.
Sirippa paaru.!.!
Naallaikki Veara
Joke Solrean.
Ok vaa.?..
Tue 9 Dec 2008
A daily dose of AMLA (Nellikkaai) can have
anti-ageing effects
and relieve stress.
It can detoxify the
system effectively.
It is a perfect way
to boost your immunity.
It is also a
great revitaliser and
helps in curing various digestive and liver associated ailments.
