Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

Santa was very sad. Someone asked him -
why are you so tense?
Santa – I gave a friend
Rs.3 lakhs for his
plastic surgery.
Now I can’t Recognize him.

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SANTA : Why does the Pleasure of Sex Diminish After Marriage.?

BANTA : Because the realisation hits you
that you are in bed
with a RELATIVE.

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa’s Girfriend – MERI
MAA AAPKO Bahut PASAND karti hai.
Santa, after a
deep thought – Kuchh bhi
ho jaye, Shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga.

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Santa’s Umbrella had
a Hole in it.
Someone asked : Why
the hole in the umbrella?
Santa said – Oye,
How will I Know
When the Rain has Stopped.!

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“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what it is.?

Read again..

(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…

Neruppin Maru Peyar THEE
.
.
.
Azhagin Maru Peyar NEE
.
.
Sirippa paaru.!.!
Naallaikki Veara
Joke Solrean.
Ok vaa.?..

A daily dose of AMLA (Nellikkaai) can have
anti-ageing effects
and relieve stress.
It can detoxify the
system effectively.
It is a perfect way
to boost your immunity.
It is also a
great revitaliser and
helps in curing various digestive and liver associated ailments.

An Olympic Shooter
Wins Gold (in Only a Sport)
and Govt. give him
Rs.3 CRORES + Awards.

Another Shooter
DIES. Fighting
with Terrorists.

(Saving Our
Country &
Our LIVES)

and Govt. Pays His
Family JUST Rs.5 Lacs.
Truly a Great INDIA?!?!?!
(Please Forward
to
All Indians, that
this Somehow
Reaches the
President, Prime Minister,
Chief Minister’s, IAS and
all Concerned).

1 – Meet ME
2 – Phone ME
3 – Email ME
4 – Fax ME
5 – Courier ME
6 – Think of ME

Idhellaam Illainaalum
Paravaailla

7 – Just SMS ME!!!

Calcium in ORANGEs Ensures
Strong Teeth and Bones and
Healps Maintain a Healthy Blood
Pressure Level.
They also Assist in
Muscle Function,
In Addition to Calcium,
the Folate Content in
Oranges Enables Healthy
Growth and Development.

Naan Kadavulidam
Oru Varam Kettka
Pogiren…

Enna Enral

Nee Ennai Ninaikkum
Podhellam
Oru Murai
Kann Smitta
Vendum…
Enru

Yaarai
Kadhalithadhu
indha meagam….

Ippadi
Azhugirathea!!!!!!!!!!