Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Jan 1st 2009 la Naanga
Unga Veettukku
Varuvoam.
Vandhu Permanenta
unga Veetlaye
Thanga Poarom.
Engaloada Name:

“SANTHOSAM”
“VETRI”
“NIMMATHI”

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2382623042779063909327

Write these numbers in
Paper and
Type Them
in Your mobile
with the
Dictionary mode on.

My Wishes to you.

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I know its Too Early,

but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I Decided to
finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!.!.!

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There comes a point
in your life
when you realize:
Who Matters,
Who Never did,
Who Won’t Anymore..
Who Always Will.
So, Don’t worry about
People from your past.
There is a Reason Why
they didn’t make it to
Your Future.!
Send this to Everyone
You Don’t want to
LOOSE in 2009….

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Every PASSING YEAR
Reminds us that one
YEAR
is Lost in our lives.!
But every NEW YEAR
Gives Us, One More YEAR
to Hope for the BEST.!
Hope You have the
Best Year Ahead.!

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The Happiest People
Don’t Have Everything
in life.
They just Keep Creating
Situations that Bring
Happiness Everyday…

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We know that 2/10 = 0.2
But, Can you Prove
that 2/10 = 2
Other Students : cha cha Yeppadi paa mudiyum.? Engineering Terrors :
ha ha yevvallavo pannittoam idha panna maattoamaa.?
2 – Two, 10 – Ten..
Two/Ten = wo/en. (Agreed.?)Now, Alphabetical Numbers :
W-23, O-15, E-5, N-14
W + O = 23 + 15 = 38
E + N = 5 + 14 = 19

So, WO/EN = 38/19 = 2..
Hence Proved…
WHAT A ROCK.!!!!!

Happy New Year Friends

Kavalaiyin Kavalai KAVIDHAI :

Un Nannbargalludan

Muttrrilum Marakkiraai.!

Ippadikku
Un Kavalaigall.

Wish You a Happy New Year FRIENDs

“Friendsudan Iruppoam
Kavalaikalai Marappoam”

Test your IQ on Bra :
Poisonous BRA :
CoBra
Mathemetical BRA :
AlgeBra
Striped BRA :
ZeBra
Strongest BRA :
VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA :
LiBra
And You thought….

Happy New Year 2009
My Dear Friends

Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu Natppai
Yezhudhi Vaiththean…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu -
‘Vilai Madhipillaa
Muthukkal’ Yenakkey Sondham yendru.!.

Happy New Year My Dear Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iraivannin Arull

Enrum Namakku Kidaikkum

Enru Nambuvoam

Oru Indianaaga

Jesus-in Pirappai Kondaduvoam…

Anaivarukkum Christmas NalVazhthukkal…

Happy Christmas

Happy X-Mas

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May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Merry X-mas

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May your world be filled with
warmth and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love.

Merry X-mas

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Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack
don’t worry I told Santa
I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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New is the year, new are the
hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and forever
my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling
new year and Christmas

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Mobile Information:
Whenever ù r stuck in a unknown place with no network,
then dial 112 for emergency support.
It will connect ù 2 d nearest GSM
network provider irrespective of which
connection or handset ù own.
This number can be dialed even
when ür keypad is locked.
Try it & forward 2 ür friends..

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

Ungakitta yenakku
romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum, Padichikkittu Sirippeengalley Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.