Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

FACTS:

The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

While 

The Shortest 5 Mins. is

The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

Isn’t it???

Naatkall Nammai

Kadandhu Sendraalum…

Ninaivugall Nammai

Vittu Pirindhu Selvadhillai…!!!

Enrum Ungall Natpin Ninaivugaludan…

Ungall Nannban.

I MISS YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS…

Diwali Special SmS

Deepavali Special SmS

Aalaalukku
Ippadi Peasaama
Irundha Eppadi…???
Innum Konjam
Naall dhaan Irukku!!!
Yaaraavadhu
Advance Wishes
Aarambingappa…
Naaney
Arambikkirean

***ADVANCE HAPPY DEEPAVALI***

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LIFE Oru One Way Road!!!
Adhil Naam
Thirumbi Paarkkalaam…
But,
Thirumbi Poaga Mudiyaadhu…
So,
Write off all
the past Things
&
ENJOY EVERY SECOND…
  

Oruvanin Pulambal Kavithai:

Kann Chimittaamal
Unnai Paarkka
Aasai Patten…

Aanaal Ippoadhu,

Kann Chimittum
Neramaavadhu
Unnai Paarkka
Aasai Padugiren…
  
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Feel Pannu But
Future-a Spoil
Pannaadhey

Think Pannu But
Time-a Waste
Pannaadhey

Sight Adi But
Serious-a Love
Pannaadhey

Indha SmS-ai
Forward Pannu But
Enakkey Thirumba
Anuppaathey….
  
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There are
Three kinds of People

Those who can Count
and
Those Who Can’t.

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Ultimate Answer:

while changing a JOB:

Interviewer: Why did You
      Leave your Last Job???

Irish:      The Company
      Shifted the Office
      and they Didn’t
      Tell me Where???
        
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A Thought:-

LIFE is like CHESS
No ONE Ever WON a GAME
of Chess by
Making only
FORWARD MOVES…
Sometimes You
HAVE to Move
BACKWARD to Get a
BETTER Froward STEP…
  
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My silence doesn’t mean i am gone,
My quiteness doesn’t mean i am dead….

But

Deep in my heart, anywhere & anytime u are always remembered & cared……..

 GOOD MORNING…….

Boss to Secretary: you look exactly like my 3rd wife….

Secretary: How many wifes do you have?

Boss: Two!

Moral: EXPRESS IDEAS SMARTLY…..