August 2008
Monthly Archive
Tue 26 Aug 2008
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,
“chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ….
“after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office….”
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Thu 21 Aug 2008
A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what’s your third question?
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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me … They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me … I must be a god!
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Thu 21 Aug 2008
Posted by Anand under
Smart SmS No Comments
My cell phone loves it when u sms:
Its little face lights up,
Bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!! !
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
And Love even with little Communication!!!
