If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new style……. ……… …..
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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it’s an accident…. ……… ……..
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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it’s an operation… ……… ……..
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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture….. ……… .
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law……… ………
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention… ……… .
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion….. ……… ….
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory…… ……… …
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a “MISTAKE” !!!!!!!!!!!! !
Magan: Amma, innikku Appa kooda Bus-la varum bodhu oru Aunty-ku Appa En Sheet-a Koduthuttar…
Amma: Athukku Ennada Parava illa…
Magan: Amma Naan Utkarndhu Irundhadhu Appa voda Madiyila…
Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, “Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?”
Doctor: “bathroom ki kundi.”
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Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi is soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,
Ladki boli: kali is surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.
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Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite Ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
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Chemistry ki class main teacher NE ek larki se pucha what is “Nitrate”?
Larki Sharma kar boli: “sir, night rate 1500/-, aur hotel charges alag honge.”
