Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
The game went into extra time.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, Shouting,
“Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, Sweetheart,” said her daddy.
“Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”
“Well,” began the confession, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science.”
