Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!

Soap Dappaala
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???

Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga…

Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!

“G.K”– Maa… ;o) ;o) ;o)

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Postman: Is this letter for You??? The Name is SMUDGED.

Man : No…It Can’t be for Me… My Name is Smith…

If You Lose your Wealth,
Nothing is lost…

If You Lose your Health,
Something is lost…

But,
If You Lose your CHARACTER,
Everything is lost…

A Man was
walking down the street,
When he heard a Voice,

“Don’t Take a Step
Forward, B’coz
a Brick is going
to Fall”…

The Man Didn’t Move
and the Brick Fell in
Front of Him…

The hr Walked Further…
Again the Voice,

“Don’t Cross the Road,
B’coz a Car will Hit You”…

The Man Didn’t Move.
A Car Screeching and
almost missed him.
Now he asked,

“Who Are You?”

The Voice replied,

“I’m Your Guardian Angel”.

The Man Asked,

“Oh Yeah!!! If You are
An Angel then,
WHERE The HELL
were YOU, WHEN I GOT NARRIED?.?.?.”

A Foolish Man
tells a Woman to
STOP Talking…
But a WISE Man tells
her that she
looks extremely
BEAUTIFUL
when her LIPS are CLOSED…

Sweet Fruits are
Nice to Eat,

Sweet Words are
Easy to Say,

but, Sweet PEOPLE are
Very HARD to FIND…

You are Really
GREAT,

How Did You
FIND ME?!?!?!

Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan…