Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!

Soap Dappaala
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???

Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga…

Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!

“G.K”– Maa… ;o) ;o) ;o)

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Postman: Is this letter for You??? The Name is SMUDGED.

Man : No…It Can’t be for Me… My Name is Smith…

If You Lose your Wealth,
Nothing is lost…

If You Lose your Health,
Something is lost…

But,
If You Lose your CHARACTER,
Everything is lost…

A Man was
walking down the street,
When he heard a Voice,

“Don’t Take a Step
Forward, B’coz
a Brick is going
to Fall”…

The Man Didn’t Move
and the Brick Fell in
Front of Him…

The hr Walked Further…
Again the Voice,

“Don’t Cross the Road,
B’coz a Car will Hit You”…

The Man Didn’t Move.
A Car Screeching and
almost missed him.
Now he asked,

“Who Are You?”

The Voice replied,

“I’m Your Guardian Angel”.

The Man Asked,

“Oh Yeah!!! If You are
An Angel then,
WHERE The HELL
were YOU, WHEN I GOT NARRIED?.?.?.”

A Foolish Man
tells a Woman to
STOP Talking…
But a WISE Man tells
her that she
looks extremely
BEAUTIFUL
when her LIPS are CLOSED…

Sweet Fruits are
Nice to Eat,

Sweet Words are
Easy to Say,

but, Sweet PEOPLE are
Very HARD to FIND…

You are Really
GREAT,

How Did You
FIND ME?!?!?!

Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan…

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
The game went into extra time.

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, Shouting,

“Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, Sweetheart,” said her daddy.
“Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”
“Well,” began the confession, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science.”

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
This train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Oruvarukku
Vettriyai
Kattru Kodukkum
Guru Yaar???

Parents,

Relations,

Friends,

Lover,

Teacher…

Ivargalil
Yaarumillai…

Avargal Sandhikkum

“THOALVI”-than…