Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.

“Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.”

“Oh yeah? What’s the problem?”

“When I asked her if she could learn to love me,” he said, “she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

Pattupoana

En Idhayaththai

Thottu Pona

Un KADHAL…

Kaaththirukkum

En

Kannukkul

Poothirukkum

Un

Ninaivugalai

Eppadi Naan

Marakka Mudiyum.!!!

Dear Friends,
INDHA Kavithaiyil varum
“KADHAL” Vaarthaikku
padhilaa
“NATPU” Vaarthaiya use
Pannuna Friendship Kavithaiyaayidum…

Unnai

Endha Alavukku

Pidikkum Enru

Theriyavillai…

Aanal!

Unnai

Pidiththa Alavukku

Indha Ulagaththil

Veru Edhuvum

Enakku Pidikkavillai…

MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…

M.B.B.S Final Year

Question Paper

Eill in the blanks

If a Girl Eaints,

We must first check

Her P U _ S _

.
.
.

Only Girls Student’s

Passed…

They Wrote P U L S E

Naam Neasikkum Palar

Nammai Marakka

Ninaiththalum…

Nammai Neasikkum Silarai

Naam Ninaikka

Marakka Koodaadhu…

Night-la KOSU Kadicha

Good Night

Vaikka Mudiyum…

Kalai-la KOSU Kadicha

Good Morning

Vaikka Mudiyuma

by

Kosuvai vida

Moasamai

Kadippoar SANGAM

Raw kudichchavanum
Raa Pagala padichchavanum
Nalla Vazhndhadha
Sariththiram illa…
So
Alava Padinga
Soda ooththi Kudinga…
By
“SEMMA BODHAYIL SEMESTER
EZHUDHUVOAR SANGAM”

Kadavul kitta dress keten…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Teacher : Students…Mudhal masam january !
2-vathu masam Febuary!
10-vathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.