U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.
March 2008
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Mon 31 Mar 2008
Mon 31 Mar 2008
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
Mon 31 Mar 2008
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Fri 21 Mar 2008
Oru Kuzhandhai-in Kavidhai!!!
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Avalai Paarkkumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aval Sirikkumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aval Ennai Muththam Idumbodhu
Solla Ninaikkirean…
Aanal Solla
Mudiyavillai!!!
Kadavulea…
Yenakku Seekkiram
Peasum Sakthiyai Kodu…
Avalai “AMMA”
Enrazhaikka…
The Feelings of a THREE MONTH OLD BABY!.!.!.
Fri 21 Mar 2008
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the Garage,”Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.
” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,
“So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one.
So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ”
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic :
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He said : “Try to do it when the engine is running”.
Fri 21 Mar 2008
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ’shut down ‘ button.
3. There is a button ’start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
*******
Tue 18 Mar 2008
Don’t run Ahead of GOD,
Let him direct your steps.
He has Plans and He has Time.
GOD’s clock is
Never Early Nor Late,
it always Strikes On Time.
Tue 18 Mar 2008
Irish: I want Pink Curtains for my Computer Screen.
Salesman: But Computers do not need Curtains.
Irish: Hey!!! I Have Installed Windows!!!
Tue 18 Mar 2008
Wife: Please be Gentle, It’s My ‘FIRST TIME’…
Hubby: What ???
But, You have Divorced Thrice.
Wife: Yes!
My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.
He Only Talked about it.
The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.
He just kept Looking at it
The 3rd was an Engineer.
He needed one year to Design a New Method.
Now You are a Lawyer.
This time I know, I’m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
Tue 18 Mar 2008
A Lady when Playing Golf,
Plays a Shot,
the Ball went and Hit a Person…
He fell down putting
his hand in between his Legs
and started Screaming.
She went and said Relax,
I’m a Physio Doc.
I will help you to Reduce the Pain.
She Unzipped his Pants and
Massaged his Dick Vigrously.
Then She asked him,
How he Felt After the Massage.
He Replied, It was Nice,
But the Finger which got hurt
is Still Paining.
