Tamil SMS Jokes


Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

Political Thathuvam : Yennadhaan ‘Karunanithi’ DMK la irundhaalum avar sotta mandayila yaaraavudhu kottina AMMA”nu dhaan kaththuvaar…”

SWEETLINESS:

Kadhaliyin kannasaivuku 1000 arthangal..
aanaal nanbanin kannasaivuku orae arrtham
“Machan super figure varuthu takunu thirumbi paarru”

Man1: “Irundhalum antha ma’isthiri romba mossam…”

Man2: “Yen appadi solrenga?”

Man1: “Road roller punchernu 500 rubaai Kanakula  Yeludhitar…”

Patient : Doctor, Operation’ai Thavira Veara Vazhiye illaiya.?
Doctor  : Oh.! Irukkey,THARKOLAI Pannikkalaam.!

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

Ennathan boomi suriyanai suthi suthi vanthalum,
Boomiku suriyan PICK UP agadhu.

-BY,
NASAvil verkadalai virpoor Sangam…

Kadavul kitta dress keten…
Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten..
Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar,
Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

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