Wed 19 Dec 2007
Man: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get
myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you. Only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like
me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my workload whole
night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: Do you work in Gulf?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are working in Gulf.
