Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John – Ah… At last, I can hardly wait!!!
Jane – Do you want me to leave?
John – NO! Don’t even think about it.
Jane – Do you Love me???
John – Of course!!! Always have and always will
Jane – Have you ever cheated on me???
John – No! Why are you even asking???
Jane – Will you kiss me???
John – Every chance I get!!!
Jane – Will you hit me???
John – Hell no! Are you crazy?!?!
Jane – Can I trust you?
John – Yes
Jane – Darling!!!

AFTER MARRIAGE

Read from the bottom back to the TOP!!!

Sandhosham irukkum idaththil Vaazha ninaippadhai vida, Nee irukkum idaththil Sandhoshathai Undaakku. Un Vaazhkkayil Niraivu Irukkum.

Imai moodi Nee urangu.. Un vizhi vaasalil Naan kaaval iruppaen.. Intha iravu iniya iravaagattum.., Iniya kanavugalodu.. Iravu Vanakam!

Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.She will be visiting u soon. plz attend her properly. I asked to stay with you
forever. Her name is SMILE…

smile in ease

smile in pain

smile when trouble pore like rain

smile when someone hurt ur feelings

smiles you know  are very hailng

Political Thathuvam : Yennadhaan ‘Karunanithi’ DMK la irundhaalum avar sotta mandayila yaaraavudhu kottina AMMA”nu dhaan kaththuvaar…”

Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

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mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

Kavithai: Kadhalukku kan illaiyam….

Kannir mattum yappadi….? good evening

Amazing ! MUMBAI is like a mother to its teeming millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English, BA in Gujarati & I in Marathi.

“Ulagirkku OLI Tharum Suriyane Uranga Sendru Vittathu”

“En Uyirku OLI tharum natpe Nee Mattum Yen Vilithirukirai Poi Kan Urangu” GOOD NIGHT…! sweet dreams..