School SmS Jokes


A UKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….

SIR: Were did u born?
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: Enna which part..
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura?
Un School-la enakku admission vaendam…….

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.

Student - Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’. 
Boy: Ellam en neram de.

LKG rowdies..

Boy1-Thala unga allu kitta yavano rubber vanguran.

Boy2-yentha class da avan?

Boy1-u.k.g “b”section thala

Boy2-dai ‘b’ sectionla
     “balpam baskar”,
     “ceralac sekar”,
     “pencil pandi”,
     “huggis babu” kita solli
     avanoda slate, feeding bottle la thooka solra!!.
    
     avan nalla alattum.

Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Kalyaanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?

Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil

Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?

Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?

Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?

Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!

Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

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