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Sardar

Anand — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:14:51 +0000

3 sardars are going on a motorcycle. A policeman shows his hand to stop

Sardar shouted: idiot! already 3 are sitting…..

Where will you sit…..

Anand — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:13:31 +0000

Santa was very sad. Someone asked him -
why are you so tense?
Santa – I gave a friend
Rs.3 lakhs for his
plastic surgery.
Now I can’t Recognize him.

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SANTA : Why does the Pleasure of Sex Diminish After Marriage.?

BANTA : Because the realisation hits you
that you are in bed
with a RELATIVE.

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa’s Girfriend – MERI
MAA AAPKO Bahut PASAND karti hai.
Santa, after a
deep thought – Kuchh bhi
ho jaye, Shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga.

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Santa’s Umbrella had
a Hole in it.
Someone asked : Why
the hole in the umbrella?
Santa said – Oye,
How will I Know
When the Rain has Stopped.!

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Anand — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:00:25 +0000

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”

Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,

“chal”, it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ….

“after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office….”

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