Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal » Santa Banta Jokes http://tamilsmsjokes.com Ulaga Tamizhargalukkana Oar Iniya Inaiyathalam... Sun, 06 May 2012 17:16:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Santa Banta Jokes http://tamilsmsjokes.com/sms/santa-banta-jokes/334 http://tamilsmsjokes.com/sms/santa-banta-jokes/334#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:13:31 +0000 Anand http://tamilsmsjokes.com/sms/santa-banta-jokes/334 Santa was very sad. Someone asked him -
why are you so tense?
Santa – I gave a friend
Rs.3 lakhs for his
plastic surgery.
Now I can’t Recognize him.

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SANTA : Why does the Pleasure of Sex Diminish After Marriage.?

BANTA : Because the realisation hits you
that you are in bed
with a RELATIVE.

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa’s Girfriend – MERI
MAA AAPKO Bahut PASAND karti hai.
Santa, after a
deep thought – Kuchh bhi
ho jaye, Shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga.

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Santa’s Umbrella had
a Hole in it.
Someone asked : Why
the hole in the umbrella?
Santa said – Oye,
How will I Know
When the Rain has Stopped.!

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