Pongal sms jokes


“Nambikkaiyoda Iru, sorndhu pogadhe… kathiru, Unakendru oru Naal varum, Athai ulagam Kondadum. Andha naal viraivil varum. Andha naal dhan…”Mattu Pongal(…) ha ha ha……….!

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The cutest proposal:

A 4yr boy proposing a 4 yr girl: “Excuse me, do u have a Johnson band-aid bcoz i scraped my knee when i fall in love with u….!! :-)

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“Ne seitha legiyam nalla irukke!”“Ayyo! athu legiyam illainga…. pongal!”

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Man: “Ethuku kadigarathaiye paarthu kittu irukkinga?”Police: “Yemakandam mudinchathum thaan mamul vanguveen”

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“Wishing that this festival is one, which brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. Have a wonderful Pongal.”

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Nurse: “doctor… doctor… 7-am number patientuku seiya vendiya operationai 8-am  number patientuku senjitingale..”Doctor: “parava illai numberai mathidu…”

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U may Miss me, U may Ignore me, U may even forget me. But one day if  u want to see me, don’t search! Just see your “SHADOW” i will be there!!! 

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