Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Udal Kalaipu
Udaluku Mattum
Manadhirku Endrum
Thevai Inippu
Ahdai Inaippadu
Thaan Pongalin Sirappu 

Iniya Pongal Nalvazhthukal   

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As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome 

the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way,

to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring.

Have a Happy Pongal...

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Guy: You Look exactly Like My Wife…
Girl(surprisingly): Whats your wife name? I am not yet married..!
Moral: Xpress your ideas smartly.

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“Nambikkaiyoda Iru, sorndhu pogadhe… kathiru, Unakendru oru Naal varum, Athai ulagam Kondadum. Andha naal viraivil varum. Andha naal dhan…”Mattu Pongal(…) ha ha ha……….!

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The cutest proposal:

A 4yr boy proposing a 4 yr girl: “Excuse me, do u have a Johnson band-aid bcoz i scraped my knee when i fall in love with u….!!

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“Ne seitha legiyam nalla irukke!”“Ayyo! athu legiyam illainga…. pongal!”

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Man: “Ethuku kadigarathaiye paarthu kittu irukkinga?”Police: “Yemakandam mudinchathum thaan mamul vanguveen”

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“Wishing that this festival is one, which brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. Have a wonderful Pongal.”

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Nurse: “doctor… doctor… 7-am number patientuku seiya vendiya operationai 8-am  number patientuku senjitingale..”Doctor: “parava illai numberai mathidu…”

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U may Miss me, U may Ignore me, U may even forget me. But one day if  u want to see me, don’t search! Just see your “SHADOW” i will be there!!! 

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