Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Vettri’yai Virumbum Namakku

Tholvi’yai Thaangum Manam Illai…!  

Tholvi’yai thaangum Manam irundhaal adhuvum

Oru Vettri’ dhaan.!

Intha Putthaandil Anaivarukkum Vetri Kidaikattum.

Wish You a Very Happy & Prosperous New Year…

:A:D:V:A:N:C:E:
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 :T:O:  :Y:O:U:  :A:N:D:   :T:O: :Y:O:U:R:
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Jan 1st 2009 la Naanga
Unga Veettukku
Varuvoam.
Vandhu Permanenta
unga Veetlaye
Thanga Poarom.
Engaloada Name:

“SANTHOSAM”
“VETRI”
“NIMMATHI”

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2382623042779063909327

Write these numbers in
Paper and
Type Them
in Your mobile
with the
Dictionary mode on.

My Wishes to you.

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I know its Too Early,

but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I Decided to
finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!.!.!

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There comes a point
in your life
when you realize:
Who Matters,
Who Never did,
Who Won’t Anymore..
Who Always Will.
So, Don’t worry about
People from your past.
There is a Reason Why
they didn’t make it to
Your Future.!
Send this to Everyone
You Don’t want to
LOOSE in 2009….

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Every PASSING YEAR
Reminds us that one
YEAR
is Lost in our lives.!
But every NEW YEAR
Gives Us, One More YEAR
to Hope for the BEST.!
Hope You have the
Best Year Ahead.!

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The Happiest People
Don’t Have Everything
in life.
They just Keep Creating
Situations that Bring
Happiness Everyday…

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We know that 2/10 = 0.2
But, Can you Prove
that 2/10 = 2
Other Students : cha cha Yeppadi paa mudiyum.? Engineering Terrors :
ha ha yevvallavo pannittoam idha panna maattoamaa.?
2 – Two, 10 – Ten..
Two/Ten = wo/en. (Agreed.?)Now, Alphabetical Numbers :
W-23, O-15, E-5, N-14
W + O = 23 + 15 = 38
E + N = 5 + 14 = 19

So, WO/EN = 38/19 = 2..
Hence Proved…
WHAT A ROCK.!!!!!

Happy New Year Friends

Kavalaiyin Kavalai KAVIDHAI :

Un Nannbargalludan

Muttrrilum Marakkiraai.!

Ippadikku
Un Kavalaigall.

Wish You a Happy New Year FRIENDs

“Friendsudan Iruppoam
Kavalaikalai Marappoam”

Test your IQ on Bra :
Poisonous BRA :
CoBra
Mathemetical BRA :
AlgeBra
Striped BRA :
ZeBra
Strongest BRA :
VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA :
LiBra
And You thought….

Happy New Year 2009
My Dear Friends

ow, brethren, concerning this next year upon which we are entering, I hope it will be a year of happiness to you,—I very emphatically wish you all a Happy New Year,—but nobody can be confident that it will be a year free from trouble.

On the contrary, you may be pretty confident that it will not be so, for man is born to trouble as the sparks fly upward.

We have each, beloved friends, some dear faces in which we rejoice, may they long smile upon us: but remember each one of these may be an occasion of sorrow during the next year, for we have neither an immortal child, nor an immortal husband, nor an immortal wife, nor an immortal friend, and therefore some of these may die within the year.

Moreover the comforts with which we are surrounded may take to themselves wings before another year shall fulfill its months. Earthly joys are as if they were all made of snow, they melt even as the hoar frost, and are gone before we conclude our thanksgiving for their coming. It may be you will have a year of drought and shortness of bread; years lean and ill-favored may be your portion.

Ay, and yet more, perhaps during the year which has almost dawned you may have to gather up your feet in the bed and die, to meet your father’s God.

Well now, concerning this approaching year and its mournful possibilities, shall we grow gloomy and desponding? Shall we wish we had never been born or ask that we may die? By no means. Shall we on the other hand grow frivolous and laugh at all things? No, that were ill-becoming in heirs of God.

What shall we do? We will breathe this prayer, “Father, glorify thy name.” That is to say, if I must lose my property, glorify thy name by my poverty; if I must be bereaved, glorify thy name in my sorrows; if I must die, glorify thy name in my departure.

Now, when you pray in that fashion, your conflict is over, no outward fright nor inward fear remains if that prayer rises from the heart, you have now cast aside all gloomy forebodings, and you can thoughtfully and placidly pursue your way into the unknown to-morrow.

Iyalbil Iniya Marundhu…
Iruppom Eppothum Mugam Malardhu…
Iraivan Alitha Kodai…
Athai Adakka Illai Thadai…
Thuyarai Thudaikkum Thundu…
Punnagai Poothal Nanru…
Sirithu Vazha Vendum…
Pirar Sirippil Vazha Vendum…