Nakkal Jokes SmS


Kid : Mom did u c me before i was born?
Mom : No, i didn’t.
Kid : then, after i was born how did u know its me only?
Mom : ???…

NOTE : Pls pray dat dis kid should not come as extrnl 4 viva…

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Good Nite!

Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′

& finally
SASI KUMAR

“MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”

6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..

Mobile is life. and sim card is love..
Balance is parents..
Friends is battery so battery illana life is switch off..

Nethu Bus’la Poanappo
Oruthar Ennoda
Thoalla Thatti
Idhu Royapetai-yaanu
Kettaaru….

Naan ” Illa Idhu
En ThoallPattai”-nu
Sonnen…

Adhukku Avar
Ennai Yean Muraichu
Patharunu Puriyala…

Yaaro Avara
Kobappaduthi Irukkaanga
Pola….

Hmmm…

By
Pachcha Mannu…

Forward dis 2 whom u care:-

Plz Dont eat dairymilk or any other cadbury products..

Coz it wil cause severe stomach pain when u eat dem,

WITHOUT ‘ME’.:-)

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