Misc Jokes


Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.She will be visiting u soon. plz attend her properly. I asked to stay with you
forever. Her name is SMILE…

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

“I don’t remember how we happened to meet each other.

I don’t remember who got along with whom first.

All i can remember is all of us together”…..

The difference betweenAbility and Character is,

-Ability will get us to the Top…..

But,Character will allow us to stay at the Top..

Amazing ! MUMBAI is like a mother to its teeming millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English, BA in Gujarati & I in Marathi.

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
This train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Police: Enna Car Tharumara Road-la Ingeyum Angeyum Oadudhu…

Man:    Ippadhan sir Kaththukiren…

Police: Solli Kodukka Pakkathula Aall Illamaleya?

Man:    Illa sir, Correspondant course-la Kaththukirean…

Man1: Sir, Neenga Pesuvadhu Sirikkavum, Sindhikkavum vaikkiradhu…

Man2: Appadiya… Romba Nanri!!!

Man1: Mudhalla Sirikkiroam, Appurama Ean Sirichomnu Sindhikkirom!!!

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