Latest Tamil Jokes


Ajith removing 2 wheels from his car.

A Man asks:Why r u removing wheel from ur car?

Ajith:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ for 2 Wheeler Only….

Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

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Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

Neruppin Maru Peyar THEE
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Azhagin Maru Peyar NEE
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Sirippa paaru.!.!
Naallaikki Veara
Joke Solrean.
Ok vaa.?..

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……
“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu
kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!

Ennathan india-la irukka paampa(sneak) irunthalum

Antha paampu “Bush” “Bush” nu than Kaththum.!!!

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Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…

 Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…

Post Master Post Poduvaaru…

Appadinna……..

Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu…
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.
kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM 

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 Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

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7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

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Kaasu irundha Call Taxi Kaasu illenaa Kall thaan taxi.

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