Kids Joke


Kid : Mom did u c me before i was born?
Mom : No, i didn’t.
Kid : then, after i was born how did u know its me only?
Mom : ???…

NOTE : Pls pray dat dis kid should not come as extrnl 4 viva…

A UKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….

SIR: Were did u born?
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: Enna which part..
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura?
Un School-la enakku admission vaendam…….

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.

Student - Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai:  Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

L.K.G BOY on phone: My Son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to  school today. 

Teacher: who is this?

BOY: This is my father.

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