Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal » Kidding SmS

Miss U Sms

Anand — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:47:08 +0000

Husband throwing knives on wifes pic

All were missing d target

Sudnly he recieved call from her, hi wat r u doing?

His honest reply:
MISSING U…

Good night..

Aamir and Engineering student

Anand — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 04:23:05 +0000

Similarity between an ENGINEERING student

and Aamir Khan in Ghajini.?

Both Can Remember things only for 15 mins.

and both write points on their body parts.!

Stars Good Night Sms

Anand — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:34:29 +0000

Vijay – ‘Anna Gud n8 NA’
Ajith – ‘Ela Gud n8 LA’
Simbu – ‘machi gud n8 da’
Surya – ‘Hai MALINI Gud n8′
Dhanush – ‘hello boss gud n8′
Prakashraj – ‘Hai chellam Gud n8′

& finally
SASI KUMAR

“MOODITU PADUNGADA NONNAIGALA”

Kidding Sms

Anand — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:33:42 +0000

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.

Student - Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

Naughty Sms

Anand — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 13:33:45 +0000

6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..

Cadbury Sms Jokes

Anand — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 10:29:55 +0000

Forward dis 2 whom u care:-

Plz Dont eat dairymilk or any other cadbury products..

Coz it wil cause severe stomach pain when u eat dem,

WITHOUT ‘ME’.:-)

Recharge Joke

Anand — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:49:33 +0000

1008 Velai Irundhaalum
Ungallukku 1 SmS
Anuppuvadhil Ulla
Sugam Irukkey,

Ayyo Ayyoo…

Adha Msg’la Sonna
Puriyaadhu,
Rs.100 ku Recharge Panni Vidunga,
Call Panni Solren……..

Super School Joke

Anand — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:34:26 +0000

Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Kalyaanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?

Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil

Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?

Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?

Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?

Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!

University First vara IDEA

Anand — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 13:35:09 +0000

University First vara IDEA:
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga….

4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga

5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!!!!!!!!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!

OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!

Kindal SmS – Sirippu

Anand — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:41:39 +0000

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!