Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Oru baby’a
Cute-ah,
Personality-ah,
Beautiful-ah,
Talented-ah,
Inteligent-ah,
Valarkanuma???

Pls contact

My PARENTS…;D

Varthai

Thadumara

Karanam

Kangal,

Valkai

Thadumara

Karanam

“Pengal”…

Be care ful…

Never conclude a person on his present because TIME has the power to change a invaluable coal into a valuable diamond.

“I don’t remember how we happened to meet each other.

I don’t remember who got along with whom first.

All i can remember is all of us together”…..

The difference betweenAbility and Character is,

-Ability will get us to the Top…..

But,Character will allow us to stay at the Top..

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
The game went into extra time.

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, Shouting,

“Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, Sweetheart,” said her daddy.
“Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”
“Well,” began the confession, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science.”

Two Beggers meet.
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Two Software Engineers meet.
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Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
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Guess What???
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.
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So? Which Platform are you Working on.!

Villager: Oru Thanni Bottle Kodunga

Kadaikarar: Anga irukku eduthukkonga…

Villager: Enna eamatha pakkuriya adhula “Bacteria Free”-nu
                pottirukkula, Kodu ennoda free Bacteria-yavai!!!

Kadaikarar: ???

Vazhkaiyil sila murai Nammmai Namae

sila Kelvigal Kettu Kolla vendiyadhu Varum..

Naan Yaar???

Naan Enge Poi Kndirukkiren???

Naan Eppozhudhu angae senradaiven???

Anga “Tasmac (WineShop)” Thirandhirukkuma???

Ellorum Solvargal Azhippangal(Erasers)

Thavaru Seibargalukkaga Enru…

Aanal….

Enadhu Karuthu…

Avai Thavarai Thiruthikolbavargalukku  dhan enru…