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Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 07:49:09 +0000

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head : Your Name.?

Patient: KuppuSamy

Nurse: Birth Date?

Patient: 28/Feb/85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident.!.

Miss U Sms

Anand — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:47:08 +0000

Husband throwing knives on wifes pic

All were missing d target

Sudnly he recieved call from her, hi wat r u doing?

His honest reply:
MISSING U…

Good night..

Husband & Wife Joke

Anand — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 16:21:34 +0000

Wife : Vealai Seyyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga’nu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu.?

Vealaikkaari : Nalla Sollungamma.! Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poayittean.!.!..

Google Timing Sms

Anand — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:40:05 +0000

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 2 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google???

Naughty Sms

Anand — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 15:39:15 +0000

In Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,

Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?

Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?

Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam

Funny Marriage Sms

Anand — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 11:41:57 +0000

Parents’a vida periya kadavul intha ulagathil yaarum illa…!

so..,

Seekiram marriage panuga..!

kadavul Aagunga..!

gud n8t have marriage dreams

Love magic Sms

Anand — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:54:32 +0000

It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together

Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:38:55 +0000

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Tamil Joke

Anand — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:13:06 +0000

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

Few SmS Jokes…

Anand — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:59:37 +0000

Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!