Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal » Husband & Wife Jokes

Love magic Sms

Anand — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:54:32 +0000

It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together

Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:38:55 +0000

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Tamil Joke

Anand — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:13:06 +0000

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”

Few SmS Jokes…

Anand — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:59:37 +0000

Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!

Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Sat, 03 May 2008 15:28:30 +0000

A Man was
walking down the street,
When he heard a Voice,

“Don’t Take a Step
Forward, B’coz
a Brick is going
to Fall”…

The Man Didn’t Move
and the Brick Fell in
Front of Him…

The hr Walked Further…
Again the Voice,

“Don’t Cross the Road,
B’coz a Car will Hit You”…

The Man Didn’t Move.
A Car Screeching and
almost missed him.
Now he asked,

“Who Are You?”

The Voice replied,

“I’m Your Guardian Angel”.

The Man Asked,

“Oh Yeah!!! If You are
An Angel then,
WHERE The HELL
were YOU, WHEN I GOT NARRIED?.?.?.”

Tamil SmS Jokes

Anand — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:40:36 +0000

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:09:01 +0000

Manaivi: Enakkum en kanavarukkum sandai nadakkirappo ean vedikkai
parthuttu nikkireenga???

Kanavarin Nanbar: Vedikkai parka nikkalai… Avar adi vangi mudichadum
Aarudhal sollalamunuthan nikkiren…

Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:06:55 +0000

Manaivi: Naan kizhiccha kottai neenga thanda koodadu…

Kanavar: Adi paavi irundha oru coat-yum kilichuttiyadi…

Husband & Wife Jokes

Anand — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:33:44 +0000

Manaivi: Edhukkaga thideernu en iduppai killureenga???

Purushan: Sorry di, Naan Velaikkarinnu Ninaichutten…