Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Woman: If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

“NEiTHER” are they comfortable, “NOR” are we!

A Man was
walking down the street,
When he heard a Voice,

“Don’t Take a Step
Forward, B’coz
a Brick is going
to Fall”…

The Man Didn’t Move
and the Brick Fell in
Front of Him…

The hr Walked Further…
Again the Voice,

“Don’t Cross the Road,
B’coz a Car will Hit You”…

The Man Didn’t Move.
A Car Screeching and
almost missed him.
Now he asked,

“Who Are You?”

The Voice replied,

“I’m Your Guardian Angel”.

The Man Asked,

“Oh Yeah!!! If You are
An Angel then,
WHERE The HELL
were YOU, WHEN I GOT NARRIED?.?.?.”

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

Manaivi: Enakkum en kanavarukkum sandai nadakkirappo ean vedikkai
  parthuttu nikkireenga???

Kanavarin Nanbar: Vedikkai parka nikkalai… Avar adi vangi mudichadum
    Aarudhal sollalamunuthan nikkiren…

Manaivi: Naan kizhiccha kottai neenga thanda koodadu…

Kanavar: Adi paavi irundha oru coat-yum kilichuttiyadi…

Manaivi: Edhukkaga thideernu en iduppai killureenga???

Purushan: Sorry di, Naan Velaikkarinnu Ninaichutten…