Husband & Wife Jokes


Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head : Your Name.?

Patient: KuppuSamy

Nurse: Birth Date?

Patient: 28/Feb/85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident.!.

Husband throwing knives on wifes pic

All were missing d target

Sudnly he recieved call from her, hi wat r u doing?

His honest reply:
MISSING U…

Good night..

Wife : Vealai Seyyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga’nu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu.?

Vealaikkaari : Nalla Sollungamma.! Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poayittean.!.!..

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 2 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? :-)

In Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,

Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?

Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
      Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?

Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
      Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam :-)

Parents’a vida periya kadavul intha ulagathil yaarum illa…!

so..,

Seekiram marriage panuga..!

kadavul Aagunga..!

gud  n8t have marriage dreams

It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together

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