Gadhi Jayandhi SmS


Wife : Vealai Seyyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga’nu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu.?

Vealaikkaari : Nalla Sollungamma.! Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poayittean.!.!..

LKG girl in Telephone..

Dad: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..
Daughter: serippa..

Tring tring..
Daughter: Hello… Appa veetla thaan irukar.
Dad: Yenma irukenu sonna?

Daughter: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa…
Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz..

In the past people used to wake up and first see GOD’S image.!
Now a days people wake up and first see How many messages and missed calls are there…
Good Morning!

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 2 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? :-)

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!.

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.

StudentĀ - Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

Parents’a vida periya kadavul intha ulagathil yaarum illa…!

so..,

Seekiram marriage panuga..!

kadavul Aagunga..!

gudĀ  n8t have marriage dreams

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