Funny SMS


Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

“Thoalvi”
Vandhaal
“Porumai”
Avasiyam…

“Vettri”
Vandhaal
“Panivu”
Avasiyam…

“Yedhirppu”
Vandhaal
“Thunivu”
Avasiyam…

“Message”
Vandhaal
“Reply”
Avasiyam…

Bus stopla Bus varum……

 

Pull stopla pull varuma……! 

 Man1 : Ennaku love pannave bayama irukku

Man2 : why?

man1 : Athaan Geethaila solli irukay “Ethu indru unnudaiyatho, Athu Naalai veru oruvaruda”

Sir: When i was studying 1st standard sir asked me “I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children’s”

Boy answered: “KILL ONE CHILD”..

 what is difference between understand and misunderstand
ex:  Friendu figure achina athu understand…
Figure friend achinna athu misunderstand..

NIIT-
 Not Interested in IT

CTS-
 Careless Talking & Sleeping

WIPRO-
 Weak Input,Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL-
Hidden Costs & Lossess

TCS- Totally confused and **(selfish)

INFOSYS-
 Inferior Offline Systems.

IBM-
Implicitly Boring Machines

BPO-
Bones Pulled Out

which liquid becomes solid on heating?
IDLY MAAVU…!
No no azhakoodadhu..

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In usage of mobile phones, India is in 2nd place.
How it is possible?

pinna, nee ellam cell use pannaa…
Enna Koduma Sir ithu!…

PREGNENT GIRL FRIEND AUR JALE HUE TOAST KO DEKH KAR AAP KYA SOCHTE HAINN ?

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KAASH EK MINUTE PAHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!!

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5 ChineseChuBuHuFu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visathey had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China

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Here’s a story of a man & three women. One (a prostitute)one (a mistress)and one (a wife).

When he makes love to the firstshe thinks”Just hurry up and finish.”
The second one thinks”Just relax slow down and make this last longer.”
The third one lays there and thinks”I’d think we should paint the ceiling Beige.”

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