Aanalum rasikka Mudiyavillai..

Kaaranam

“Conductor’idam En Sillarai bakki”..

Payapulla tharuvaana maatana.?

Naan ” Illa Idhu
En ThoallPattai”-nu
Sonnen…

Adhukku Avar
Ennai Yean Muraichu
Patharunu Puriyala…

Yaaro Avara
Kobappaduthi Irukkaanga
Pola….

Hmmm…

By
Pachcha Mannu…

If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai”.

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If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.

If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.

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If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.

If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.

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If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don’t love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.

If you love her she says “Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.

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If you don’t give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.

If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.

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If you don’t tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.

If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.

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If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because I care”.

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If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.

If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”

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If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.

If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.

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If you do good in exams she says “Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks”.

If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain”.

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If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & don’t care of my feelings”.

If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding”.

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Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?

A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it’s tedious to step through all those variables.

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Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?

A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.

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Q: Does God know everything?

A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes

On in the overnite job.

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Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?

A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and

He logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can

Wait until tomorrow.

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Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?

A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy

Bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend

Had left him.

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Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?

A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in the

Maintenance phase.

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Q: Will there be another Universe after the Big Bang?

A: A lot of people are drawing things on the white board, but

Personally, God doubts that it will ever be implemented.

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Q: Who is Satan?

A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he

Actually possesses, so people who aren’t programmers are scared of

Him. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.

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Q: What is the role of sinners?

A: Sinners are the people who find new an imaginative ways to mess up

The system when God has made it idiot-proof.

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Q: Where will I go after I die?

A: Onto a DAT tape.

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Q: Will I be reincarnated?

A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching

Those .tar files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you,

God will just say that the tape has been lost.

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Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?

A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running

Exact duplicates of you in the present release version.

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Q: What is the purpose of the universe?

A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then

The users and managers demanded he tack all this senseless stuff onto

It and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.

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Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?

A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get

Off his back and let him program.

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Q: What is the one true religion?

A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick

The one that best suits your needs and don’t let anyone put you down.

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Q: How can I protect myself from evil?

A: Change your password every month and don’t make it a name, a common

Word, or a date like your birthday.

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Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?

A: They are much more likely to receive email.

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Q: Some people say God is Love.

A: That is not a question. Please restate your query in the form of a

Question.

Abort, Retry, Fail?