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Love Sms

Anand — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:23:51 +0000

Show LOVE & CARE to all d people U meet in ur life..

So, wen someone asks u,

"R u in LOVE?"

Then u can proudly answer,

"No LOVE is in me.."

Good night...

Pay for an Sms

Anand — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 04:03:38 +0000

Nothing R Free In This World,Including My Msgs. So,I Have Decided To Charge For My Msgs
The Cost Is UR smile.
Pay A Sweet Smile… Good Nite

Funny Sms

Anand — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 15:23:11 +0000

In the past people used to wake up and first see GOD’S image.!
Now a days people wake up and first see How many messages and missed calls are there…
Good Morning!

Positive Sms

Anand — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 10:29:42 +0000

Take everything As positive.. But think the negative for everything..
That makes development in your life…

- Obama …..good evening

Lovers Day Special Sms

Anand — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:19:54 +0000

Advantages of not having a LOVER

1.can sleep well
2.can save time and money
3.no worry about how u look
4.no miss calls in mid nyt
5.no need 2 activate 10ps scheme
6.no need 2 recharge twice a day
7.can talk 2 all boys & girls
8.d most important,

Can forward this to all.

PROUD 2 be SINGLE.

Good Night Friends

Smile Sms

Anand — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:25:32 +0000

smile in ease

smile in pain

smile when trouble pore like rain

smile when someone hurt ur feelings

smiles you know are very hailng

Naughty SmS Jokes

Anand — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:28:56 +0000

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

Friendship SmS

Anand — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:09:46 +0000

“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what it is.?

Read again..

(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…

7 Rules to be HAPPY:

Anand — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:31:59 +0000

1 – Meet ME
2 – Phone ME
3 – Email ME
4 – Fax ME
5 – Courier ME
6 – Think of ME

Idhellaam Illainaalum
Paravaailla

7 – Just SMS ME!!!

Smart SmS Jokes

Anand — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:40:40 +0000

A new client meets a famous lawyer.

Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!

Client: Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what’s your third question?

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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me … They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me … I must be a god!

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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.