English SmS Jokes


Nothing R Free In This World,Including My Msgs. So,I Have Decided To Charge For My Msgs
The Cost Is UR smile.
Pay A Sweet Smile… Good Nite

In the past people used to wake up and first see GOD’S image.!
Now a days people wake up and first see How many messages and missed calls are there…
Good Morning!

Take everything As positive.. But think the negative for everything..
That makes development in your life…

- Obama …..good evening

Advantages of not having a LOVER

1.can sleep well
2.can save time and money
3.no worry about how u look
4.no miss calls in mid nyt
5.no need 2 activate 10ps scheme
6.no need 2 recharge twice a day
7.can talk 2 all boys & girls
8.d most important,

Can forward this to all.

PROUD 2 be SINGLE.

Good Night Friends

smile in ease

smile in pain

smile when trouble pore like rain

smile when someone hurt ur feelings

smiles you know  are very hailng


UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what it is.?

Read again..

(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…

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