Sat 27 Jun 2009
smile in ease
smile in pain
smile when trouble pore like rain
smile when someone hurt ur feelings
smiles you know are very hailng
English SmS Jokes
Archived Posts from this Category
Mon 22 Dec 2008
Naughty SmS Jokes
Posted by Anand under Child Jokes , English SmS Jokes , School SmS Jokes1 Comment
UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS
Tue 9 Dec 2008
“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”
Want to know what it is.?
Read again..
(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…
Fri 5 Dec 2008
7 Rules to be HAPPY:
Posted by Anand under College Jokes , English SmS Jokes , Friendship SmS1 Comment
1 – Meet ME
2 – Phone ME
3 – Email ME
4 – Fax ME
5 – Courier ME
6 – Think of ME
Idhellaam Illainaalum
Paravaailla
7 – Just SMS ME!!!
Thu 21 Aug 2008
A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what’s your third question?
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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me … They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me … I must be a god!
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
