Cute Jokes


U can't hug urself,
U can't cry on ur own shoulder,
Life is all abt living for one-another,
so live with those who love U most.
Good Night...

Nurse To Patient With Bleeding Head : Your Name.?

Patient: KuppuSamy

Nurse: Birth Date?

Patient: 28/Feb/85

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, Car Accident.!.

American : Indha thunni kizhiyave kizhiyaadhu vaangi paarunga

Japanese: Its very nice!!!

European: Wow!!!

Tamizhan : Enna Kadhai Udariyaa??? Appo yenakku
2 meter Yeppadi Kizhichu tharuva.?

Every King was

once a Crying Baby

and

every Great Building was

once a Blueprint.

It’s Not Where you Are Today,

but where you’ll Reach Tomorrow.

- Bill Gates.

Inraiya Thathuvam :

“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,

Koli cala soup vaikalam,

But

Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? ”

A UKG TERROR’S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL….

SIR: Were did u born?
BOY: Tamil Nadu.
SIR: Which part?
BOY: Enna which part..
Whole Body born in Tamil Nadu..
SIR: ??? ok.. When is your Birthday?
BOY: March 4th.
SIR: Which year?
BOY: Every year.. Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura?
Un School-la enakku admission vaendam…….

THAVIPPU:
“Jannal oratthil payanam”..

Aanalum rasikka Mudiyavillai..

Kaaranam

“Conductor’idam En Sillarai bakki”..

Payapulla tharuvaana maatana.?

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