College Jokes


Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .

Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .

Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .

Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

Ungakitta yenakku
romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum, Padichikkittu Sirippeengalley Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.

Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what it is.?

Read again..

(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…

1 – Meet ME
2 – Phone ME
3 – Email ME
4 – Fax ME
5 – Courier ME
6 – Think of ME

Idhellaam Illainaalum
Paravaailla

7 – Just SMS ME!!!

“Thoalvi”
Vandhaal
“Porumai”
Avasiyam…

“Vettri”
Vandhaal
“Panivu”
Avasiyam…

“Yedhirppu”
Vandhaal
“Thunivu”
Avasiyam…

“Message”
Vandhaal
“Reply”
Avasiyam…

University FIRST
Vara IDEA!!!

4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…

Apparam Enna

Neengadhaan

UNIVERSITY FIRST…
OK

Apparama
State-la First
Varradhu Eppadinnu Solren…

If you treat her nice she says”Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”.

If you don’t she says “Kitna akadta hai”.

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If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.

If you don’t she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.

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If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.

If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.

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If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don’t love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.

If you love her she says “Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.

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If you don’t give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.

If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.

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If you don’t tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.

If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.

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If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.

If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because I care”.

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If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.

If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”

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If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.

If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.

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If you do good in exams she says “Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks”.

If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain”.

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If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & don’t care of my feelings”.

If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding”.

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FACTS:

The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

While 

The Shortest 5 Mins. is

The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

Isn’t it???

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