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Stars Sms

Anand — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:14:05 +0000

Sachin century Adicha.
“Stadium Full”.
Rajini padam Nadicha.
“Theatre Full”
Thala S.M.S. anupunga unga
“INBOX FULL”

Latest Tamil Jokes

Anand — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:03:42 +0000

Ajith removing 2 wheels from his car.

A Man asks:Why r u removing wheel from ur car?

Ajith:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ for 2 Wheeler Only….

Cinema SmS

Anand — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:48:54 +0000

Ulaga SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inbox’ku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya
megaa hit Comedy
Message
Vijay is trying for
“Six Pack”…

Tamil Comedy

Anand — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:16:51 +0000

Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

Kidding sms

Anand — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:49:59 +0000

What is peak of poverty?
when nayanthara is ready to kiss u for only 2 rupees..
And..
if u have only 1.75 rupees…!

Beautiful Thoughts…

Anand — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:41:24 +0000

Oruvarukku
Vettriyai
Kattru Kodukkum
Guru Yaar???

Parents,

Relations,

Friends,

Lover,

Teacher…

Ivargalil
Yaarumillai…

Avargal Sandhikkum

“THOALVI”-than…

Parthiban & Vadivel Jokes

Anand — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:39:18 +0000

Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum
” 1 WATCH FREE “!!!

Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum “Watch” Free-ya???

Vadivelu: Yes…

Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.

Rajini ‘s Biodata

Anand — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:25:23 +0000

Name	Rajinikanth
Real Name	Shivaji Rao Gaikwad
Date of Birth	12.12.1950
Time of Birth	11:54 P.M.
Place of Birth	Bangalore
Star/Rasi	Sirvana/Magaram
Color	Black
Height	5 feet 9 inch
Weight	70 Kg
Name of Spouse	Mrs. Latha Rajinikanth, Principal, The Ashram
Date of Marriage	26.02.1981 4:30 A.M
Place of Marriage	Thirupathi
Date of Reception	14.03.1981 6:00 A.M
Place of Reception	Taj Coromandal, Chennai
Names of Children	Aishwarya & Sowandarya
Address	18, Raghava Veera Avenue , Poes Garden , Chennai-86
Contact Phone	24991291,24990278
Fax	24838890 (Raghavendra Mandapam)
Father’s Name	Ramoji Rao
Mother’s Name	Rambhai
Brother’s Name	Sathya Narayana Rao & Nageshwara Rao
Guru	K.Balachandar
Spiritual Guru	Satchithananda Swamiji
Favourite God	Shri Raghavendra
Favourite Books	Books written by Shri Ramana Maharishi
Favourite City	Chennai
Favourite Colour	Black
Favourite Drinks	Juice & Curd
Favourite Foods	Chicken & Mutton items
Happiest Moments	To be alone
Worst Moments	Left the job of Conductor
Worst Period	1978 – 1981
Favourite Dress	White Kurtha
Favourite Place	Himalaya
Favourite Place in House	Pooja Room
Favourite Proverb	Beware of Everything -that is un true; stick to the Truth shall succeed slowly but steadily
Favourite work	Self-driving
Unforgettable Man	K.Balachandar
Unforgettable Function	Bassha Silver Jubilee Function
Unforgettable Friend	Sri Priya
First Film	Aboorva Ragangal
50th Film	Tiger (Telugu)
100th Film	Shri Raghavendrar
125th Film	Rajathi Raja
150th Film	Padyappa
Favourite Hollywood Actor	Sylvester Stallone
Favourite Indian Actor	Kamalhaasan
Favourite Actress	Rekha (Hindi)
Favourite Role	Romantic Roles
Most Valuable Item	Appreciation Letter from K.Balachander for the film “Mullum Malarum”
Favourite Language	English
Favourite Films	Hollywood Films
Favourite Novel	Kalki’s Ponniyin Selvan & T. Janakiraman’ s Amma Vanthal
Favourite Cinema Scene	Duet Scene
Favourite Writer	Jayagandhan
Favourite Poet	Kannadasan
Favourite Musician	Illayaraja
Favourite Speaker	Vattal Nagaraj
Favourite Songs	Songs sung by Chandrababu
Favourite Film	Veera Kesari (Kannada)
Favourite Politician	Singapore President Lee Quan-u
Unforgettable Leader	Mahatma Gandhiji
About Mahatma Gandhiji	Form of Truth; Great Yogi
About Bharathiar	Real Rebel Poet
About Kamarajar	Real “Padikatha Methai”
About Periyar	Real Spiritualist
About Annadurai	Great Leader
About Kalaigar	The only leader for Tamil Community
About M.G.R	Guardian to Tamil Cinema
About Shjivaji Ganeshan	Dictionary of Tamil Cinema
About Jayshankar	Sportiveness
About Shivakumar	Punctuality
About Kamalahaasan	Sincerity
Message to Fan	Live & Let Live
About Rajinikanth	I live for myself ; I don’t care anybody but I respect everybody

What if the IT industry start making films ?

Anand — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:25:50 +0000

Some future film titles will be like :-
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job Le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya Le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8)
8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya
9) Har Din Jo mail Karega—Har dil jho pyar karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi—Pyar koi khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai—Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE—Raju ban gaya Gentleman
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana—Pyar karo sajna
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha—Pyar tho hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 – A Bug Story—1942 – A love story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai—Kaho naa pyar hai
21) dot-Company (Company)
22) Program Instruction Aur Method —Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat
23) Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)
24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai—Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai
25) BugVadh
26) Logon (Lagaan)
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh—Shaheed bhagat Singh
28) Hacker 420
29) Password De Ke Dekho—Dil deke dekho
30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal—Mr.Natwarlal
32) Meine Debug Kiya—Meine pyar kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna—Doli sajake rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta—Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37) Server se — Dil se
38) Mission Virus—Mission Kashmir

Pudhu Mozhi…

Anand — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:30:55 +0000

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Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu…

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