Cinema SmS Jokes


Ajith removing 2 wheels from his car.

A Man asks:Why r u removing wheel from ur car?

Ajith:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ for 2 Wheeler Only….

Ulaga SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inbox’ku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya
megaa hit Comedy
Message
Vijay is trying for
“Six Pack”…

Mazhaikum

veyilkum enna difference. . .?

1

2

3

4

Ans:

mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .

Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..

What is peak of poverty?
when nayanthara is ready to kiss u for only 2 rupees..
And..
if u have only 1.75 rupees…!

Oruvarukku
Vettriyai
Kattru Kodukkum
Guru Yaar???

Parents,

Relations,

Friends,

Lover,

Teacher…

Ivargalil
Yaarumillai…

Avargal Sandhikkum

“THOALVI”-than…

Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum
” 1 WATCH FREE “!!!

Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum “Watch” Free-ya???

Vadivelu: Yes…

Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.

Name

Rajinikanth

Real Name

Shivaji Rao Gaikwad

Date of Birth

12.12.1950

Time of Birth

11:54 P.M.

Place of Birth

Bangalore

Star/Rasi

Sirvana/Magaram

Color

Black

Height

5 feet 9 inch

Weight

70 Kg

Name of Spouse

Mrs. Latha Rajinikanth, Principal, The Ashram

Date of Marriage

26.02.1981  4:30 A.M

Place of Marriage

Thirupathi

 Date of Reception

 14.03.1981 6:00 A.M

 Place of Reception

 Taj Coromandal, Chennai

Names of Children

Aishwarya & Sowandarya

Address

18, Raghava Veera Avenue , Poes Garden , Chennai-86

Contact Phone

24991291,24990278

Fax

24838890 (Raghavendra Mandapam)

Father’s Name

Ramoji Rao

Mother’s Name

Rambhai

Brother’s Name

Sathya Narayana Rao & Nageshwara Rao

Guru

K.Balachandar

Spiritual Guru

Satchithananda Swamiji

Favourite God

Shri Raghavendra

Favourite Books

Books written by Shri Ramana Maharishi

Favourite City

Chennai

Favourite Colour

Black

Favourite Drinks

Juice & Curd

Favourite Foods

Chicken & Mutton items

Happiest Moments

To be alone

Worst Moments

Left the job of Conductor

Worst Period

1978 – 1981

Favourite Dress

White Kurtha

Favourite Place

Himalaya

Favourite Place in House

Pooja Room

Favourite Proverb

Beware of Everything -that is un true; stick to the Truth shall succeed slowly but steadily

Favourite work

Self-driving

Unforgettable Man

K.Balachandar

Unforgettable Function

Bassha Silver Jubilee Function

Unforgettable Friend

Sri Priya

First Film

Aboorva Ragangal

50th Film

Tiger (Telugu)

100th Film

Shri Raghavendrar

125th Film

Rajathi Raja

150th Film

Padyappa

Favourite Hollywood Actor

Sylvester Stallone

Favourite Indian Actor

Kamalhaasan

Favourite Actress

Rekha (Hindi)

Favourite Role

Romantic Roles

Most Valuable Item

Appreciation Letter from K.Balachander for the film “Mullum Malarum”

Favourite Language

English

Favourite Films

Hollywood Films

Favourite Novel

Kalki’s Ponniyin Selvan & T. Janakiraman’ s Amma Vanthal

Favourite Cinema Scene

Duet Scene

Favourite Writer

Jayagandhan

Favourite Poet

Kannadasan

Favourite Musician

Illayaraja

Favourite Speaker

Vattal Nagaraj

Favourite Songs

Songs sung by Chandrababu

Favourite Film

Veera Kesari (Kannada)

Favourite Politician

Singapore President Lee Quan-u

Unforgettable Leader

Mahatma Gandhiji

About Mahatma Gandhiji

Form of Truth; Great Yogi

About Bharathiar

Real Rebel Poet

About Kamarajar

Real “Padikatha Methai”

About Periyar

Real Spiritualist

About Annadurai

Great Leader

About Kalaigar

The only leader for Tamil Community

About M.G.R

Guardian to Tamil Cinema

About Shjivaji Ganeshan

Dictionary of Tamil Cinema

About Jayshankar

Sportiveness

About Shivakumar

Punctuality

About Kamalahaasan

Sincerity

Message to Fan

Live & Let Live

About Rajinikanth

 I live for myself ; I don’t care anybody but I respect everybody

Some future film titles will be like :-
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job Le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya Le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8)
8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya
9) Har Din Jo mail Karega—Har dil jho pyar karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi—Pyar koi khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai—Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE—Raju ban gaya Gentleman
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana—Pyar karo sajna
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha—Pyar tho hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 – A Bug Story—1942 – A love story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai—Kaho naa pyar hai
21) dot-Company (Company)
22) Program Instruction Aur Method —Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat
23) Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)
24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai—Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai
25) BugVadh
26) Logon (Lagaan)
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh—Shaheed bhagat Singh
28) Hacker 420
29) Password De Ke Dekho—Dil deke dekho
30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal—Mr.Natwarlal
32) Meine Debug Kiya—Meine pyar kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna—Doli sajake rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta—Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37) Server se — Dil se
38) Mission Virus—Mission Kashmir

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Kollum Pennai Nambathea…

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