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Innocent Kid Jokes

Anand — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 14:55:14 +0000

Kid : Mom did u c me before i was born?
Mom : No, i didn’t.
Kid : then, after i was born how did u know its me only?
Mom : ???…

NOTE : Pls pray dat dis kid should not come as extrnl 4 viva…

Latest Diwali Joke

Anand — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 10:42:38 +0000

Boy : Amma andha red colour vedi vedichaa nalla sound varuma?

Mom : Saniyane adhu Gas cylinder.

Iniya Deepa Oli thirunaal Vazthukkal…

Lkg Rocks

Anand — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:17:36 +0000

LKG girl in Telephone..

Dad: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..
Daughter: serippa..

Tring tring..
Daughter: Hello… Appa veetla thaan irukar.
Dad: Yenma irukenu sonna?

Daughter: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa…
Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz..

Google Timing Sms

Anand — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:40:05 +0000

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 2 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google???

Kidding Sms

Anand — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:33:42 +0000

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.

Student - Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

School love Sms

Anand — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 11:36:17 +0000

LKG rowdies..

Boy1-Thala unga allu kitta yavano rubber vanguran.

Boy2-yentha class da avan?

Boy1-u.k.g “b”section thala

Boy2-dai ‘b’ sectionla
     “balpam baskar”,
     “ceralac sekar”,
     “pencil pandi”,
     “huggis babu” kita solli
     avanoda slate, feeding bottle la thooka solra!!.

     avan nalla alattum.

Crazzy Innocent Moment

Anand — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 13:45:05 +0000

A Young Boy
Looks at his Sister’s
Boyfriend and asks
Innocently
“Everyday you come to
Meet My Sister,
Don’t You Have Your
Own Sister.?”

Tamil puzzle kadi sms

Anand — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:54:24 +0000

Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai: Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

Naughty SmS Jokes

Anand — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:28:56 +0000

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS