Child Jokes


Kid : Mom did u c me before i was born?
Mom : No, i didn’t.
Kid : then, after i was born how did u know its me only?
Mom : ???…

NOTE : Pls pray dat dis kid should not come as extrnl 4 viva…

Boy : Amma andha red colour vedi vedichaa nalla sound varuma?

Mom : Saniyane adhu Gas cylinder.

Iniya Deepa Oli thirunaal Vazthukkal…

LKG girl in Telephone..

Dad: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..
Daughter: serippa..

Tring tring..
Daughter: Hello… Appa veetla thaan irukar.
Dad: Yenma irukenu sonna?

Daughter: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa…
Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz..

Wife to husband:
U don’t LOVE me at all…
Husband points towards their 2 childrens n says -

Do u think I downloaded these from google??? :-)

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Student – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn anything.

Student - Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?

LKG rowdies..

Boy1-Thala unga allu kitta yavano rubber vanguran.

Boy2-yentha class da avan?

Boy1-u.k.g “b”section thala

Boy2-dai ‘b’ sectionla
     “balpam baskar”,
     “ceralac sekar”,
     “pencil pandi”,
     “huggis babu” kita solli
     avanoda slate, feeding bottle la thooka solra!!.
    
     avan nalla alattum.

A Young Boy
Looks at his Sister’s
Boyfriend and asks
Innocently
“Everyday you come to
Meet My Sister,
Don’t You Have Your
Own Sister.?”

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