Tamil SMS Jokes & Tamil Kavithaigal

Ungakitta yenakku
romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum, Padichikkittu Sirippeengalley Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.

Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

Santa was very sad. Someone asked him -
why are you so tense?
Santa - I gave a friend
Rs.3 lakhs for his
plastic surgery.
Now I can’t Recognize him.

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SANTA : Why does the Pleasure of Sex Diminish After Marriage.?

BANTA : Because the realisation hits you
that you are in bed
with a RELATIVE.

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa- Wo dekh teri
biwi ko saanp kaat
rahaa hai.
Banta- Arey tension
mat le, Jeher bharwane
aya hoga…

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Santa’s Girfriend - MERI
MAA AAPKO Bahut PASAND karti hai.
Santa, after a
deep thought - Kuchh bhi
ho jaye, Shaadi to
main tujhse hi karunga.

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Santa’s Umbrella had
a Hole in it.
Someone asked : Why
the hole in the umbrella?
Santa said - Oye,
How will I Know
When the Rain has Stopped.!

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HEALTH :
JAGGERY has
Sucrose and Glucose
along with a
good amount of
Minerals and Vitamins needed for the
healthy functioning
of the body.
Diabetic people are
often advised to replace sugar with jaggery.
It is a good source of Potassium and this
along with low amounts
of Sodium helps to
maintain BP.

HEALTH :
A teaspoon of powdered POMEGRANATE
skin taken with water
early in the morning, will purify
the blood and
will also serve as a
good de-worming agent.

Today’s message :
Yerindhu poana
Cigarette Saambal
sonnadhu
“Indru Naan
Naallai Nee”.
“NO SMOKING”
Pass it to All.!
By
Cigarette adikkaadha nallavargall sangam.

“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what it is.?

Read again..

(F) few
(R) relations
(I) in
(E) earth
(N) never
(D) die…

Neruppin Maru Peyar THEE
.
.
.
Azhagin Maru Peyar NEE
.
.
Sirippa paaru.!.!
Naallaikki Veara
Joke Solrean.
Ok vaa.?..

PINEAPPLE is a rich source of Manganese which is required by our body to strengthen bones and tissues.
If we have just one cup
of pineapple everyday,
we can fulfill 73% of
our body’s requirement
for this mineral.
It is also rich source
of bromelain and hence helps in curing coughs
and loosening mucus.

It has been proven that Cabbage plays a role
in the inhibition of infections and ulcers.
It also boosts the
immune system’s ability
to produce antibodies
and provides high levels
of iron, sulphur and minerals which work as cleansing agents for the digestive system.